|Just so you know, that's part of the food that didn't make it in the front end..|
Who cooked breakfast for a mockingbird nestling this morning?
Who was worried that the bird didn't want to wake up and eat this morning?
Who downloaded bird calls to his phone to try to wake up the bird this morning?
Yep! This guy.
Who finds this whole thing utterly ridiculous?
You. I'm sure.
By the way, his name is Thomas. I don't know why. I hope he's a boy. We have a tom cat that comes around begging for food. The kids call him Elizabeth. Must be why he's so mean.